Horoscopes

Aries
(March 21-April 19):
Make the most of the weather this week. When it rains, go see a movie with your pals. When it’s sunny and glorious outside, play frisbee in the “disc course” in Golden Gate Park.

Taurus
(April 20-May 20):
Your language skills are improving. Whether it be mastering a foreign language, being able to text even faster, or finally understanding how to speak tech, use it to your advantage this week!

Gemini
(May 21-June 21):
You and everyone else has been spreading germs like the plague. Please, please, please quarantine yourself until you are no longer gracing people with disease.

cancer
(June 22-July 22):
You’ve been trying to keep up your study strategies this semester, which is great, but it’s okay to have a little fun, too! Take the weekend off and get into some shenanigans.

Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22):
Here comes the next Chef Gordon Ramsey! Continue tinkering in the kitchen and you could very well be on your way to Hell’s Kitchen. For now, practice with friends because they love your cooking!

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
Unfortunately, those few extra cookies, chocolates, and candy hearts over the February festivities have taken a bit of a toll. No matter, a week of good old fashioned gym time will get you right back on track.

Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
You are sometimes quiet and people mistake that as being unfriendly. Speak up a little this week and see what it does for you.

Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
This is the time to hit up your favorite store. It doesn’t matter if it’s a clothing shop, a record store, or grocery market. You will meet an interesting character so keep your eyes open.

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Work has been stressing you out lately and that is something no one wants to endure. Try glancing at all the deals on Groupon.com for a massage. Chances are you’ll win some major relaxing deals.

Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Pay it forward. It never hurt anyone to hold a door open or say “bless you” after a sneeze. Your kindness will be reflected in the form of karma.

Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Now is the time to organize a little before everything becomes hectic. Invest in post-its, folders,
and pens.

Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20):
Steer clear of any Geminis you know; so many of them have colds, flus, and strep. You are especially vulnerable to catching the sniffles. Stay hydrated and well rested.

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