(March 21-April 19):
There is a good chance that someone you think is cute will want to get to know you. Don’t get too caught up in visualizing a specific person because it may be someone you have never seen before.
(April 20-May 20):
Better go with the less revealing outfit today! Your admirer will be less likely to reveal themselves if everyone can see everything of yours.
(May 21-June 21):
The way the stars are aligned suggest you should go to class because your professor will definitely cover something that will be on the final.
(June 22-July 22):
Steer clear of any Pisces because today you will be stacking Scrooge McDuck paper. Pisces tend to hate hard on anyone that isn’t themselves making bank.
(July 23-Aug. 22):
If you find yourself in a position lending someone something, do not do it. No matter how sincere this person may seem, he will never return your property.
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
Today will be a good day for you! Good in the way you might find something when you least expect it and then immediately lose it again, only to find it later.
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
Liberate your sanity by taking a break from your studies. A break will provide a stable mind to absorb more information.
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
Don’t worry about being too down on yourself, someone attractive will pick you up. Not limited to physical attraction.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Hold on, look up and don’t forget to drink plenty of tea because you are going to get sick and this will surely take a toll on you school work.
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Finding a way to multitask will save you a lot of time that you will need. You are going to need all the time you can get when your watch breaks.
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Take a bath; you don’t need to smell like a hippie in order to have the style.
(Feb. 19-March 20):
Celebrate your sign by bumping Andre Nickatina’s “I’m Pisces.”
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