Horoscopes

Aries
(March 21-April 19):
There is a good chance that someone you think is cute will want to get to know you. Don’t get too caught up in visualizing a specific person because it may be someone you have never seen before.

Taurus
(April 20-May 20):
Better go with the less revealing outfit today! Your admirer will be less likely to reveal themselves if everyone can see everything of yours.

Gemini
(May 21-June 21):

The way the stars are aligned suggest you should go to class because your professor will definitely cover something that will be on the final.

Cancer
(June 22-July 22):
Steer clear of any Pisces because today you will be stacking Scrooge McDuck paper. Pisces tend to hate hard on anyone that isn’t themselves making bank.

Leo
(July 23-Aug. 22):
If you find yourself in a position lending someone something, do not do it. No matter how sincere this person may seem, he will never return your property.

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
Today will be a good day for you! Good in the way you might find something when you least expect it and then immediately lose it again, only to find it later.

Libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23):
Liberate your sanity by taking a break from your studies. A break will provide a stable mind to absorb more information.

Scorpio
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
Don’t worry about being too down on yourself, someone attractive will pick you up. Not limited to physical attraction.

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Hold on, look up and don’t forget to drink plenty of tea because you are going to get sick and this will surely take a toll on you school work.

Capricorn
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Finding a way to multitask will save you a lot of time that you will need. You are going to need all the time you can get when your watch breaks.

Aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Take a bath; you don’t need to smell like a hippie in order to have the style.

Pisces
(Feb. 19-March 20):
Celebrate your sign by bumping Andre Nickatina’s “I’m Pisces.”

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